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I Received Messages From Future Self!
by Your fatty
"Hot Noodles request to add you as a friend."An inexplicable friend request, a non-existent contact.Claiming to be a message from herself in the future, intimately knowledgeable about her past.Fang Xiaocao was utterly numb.Hot Noodles: Danger, do not go home tonight."Is this some kind of joke?"Staring at the WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and opened the anti-theft door.Hot Noodles: At midnight, when the knocking starts, don't turn on the light if you don't want to die.In the early …
How I Accidentally Married a Billionaire
by Mr. Yan
Keira Olsen got married, she herself didn't know that her husband, who came out of nowhere, was actually the richest man!She was just an illegitimate daughter who couldn't see the light of day, struggling to survive since childhood.While he was the darling of the heavens, high above all.Their statuses were worlds apart; everyone was waiting for Keira Olsen to be kicked out, but as they waited, all they got was the richest man's post on Moments:“Wife, is it possible not to divorce?”Everyone: ???[…
How I Became the Strongest Sovereign
by TofSpades
*All Characters, Notions, and Themes are a work of fiction*In a world governed by physical power, strength, and Magical Ability, James finds himself at the top of the hierarchy with everything a man could ask for Money, Prestige, Political Power, and Freedom.Unfortunately, his perfect reign doesn’t last long and an unexpected event causes him to be transmigrated into a new world through a pitiful death. James is reborn into a realm of supremacy and struggle, where each world is its own pillar, l…
How Am I Still Alive?
by Persimmon Whale
Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending?Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering?What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death.Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation..."This Evil Gods profession system is …
As A Cardinal, I Don't Do Overtime
by Southsky Star
Morn transmigrates into a fantasy world where demons run rampant, vampire families stand tall in the darkness all year round, werewolves that are preparing for something in the darkness, and angels who occasionally descend into the human world. As a cardinal of the Orthodox Church, Morn had been bound to the nine-to-five system after he arrives in this world. As long as he's at work, he can obtain a large number of rewards by checking in. Therefore, having been in the ten years of the Orthodox C…
With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I do.
by ExoShaneey
Ava Summers is the perfect daughter: CEO material, straight-A student, and the only Summers twin with a functioning frontal lobe. She’s survived nineteen years of sharing air and eyebrow genes with Eva — a walking fire hazard who once tried to toast marshmallows on scented candles and nearly set the estate ablaze.So when their parents arranged a marriage to Zeke Ford — the kingdom’s favorite golden boy and serial flirt — Ava reluctantly took one for the family. That is, until Eva pulled a fast o…
How I Became Immortal
by Rena Moon
Yuna's life was an unfortunate one. Her lover(Minho) and her cousin(Haemi) betrayed her and that resulted in her execution. The last words she uttered was that she was going to seek revenge if she ever got another chance! God as the witness, felt bad for poor Yuna and so he gives her the ability to remember everything in all of her lifetimes. She was planning on seeking revenge but unfortunately her plans didn't come to fruition. She was reincarnated into the modern era. During her 2nd lifetime,…
Do I Have To Be The Villain?
by Adam_K47xx
'Do I Have To be The Villain?'Lei, now Zhao Laohu, couldn't help but ask himself that question on numerous occasions. Cultivation and the pursuit of Martial Arts are the only ways of getting stronger in the World he was Reincarnated in.After taking over the Young Master's body, a new life begins, completely different from the previous one. Fortunately for him, the System given to him by the Goddess allows him to grow stronger and purchase powerful techniques by expending Villain Points gained by…
How do U say, you’re SORRY?
by Call_me_MI
Perhatian!!!Genre : adult (21+) mengandung unsur kekerasan dan beberapa adegan dewasaHarap bijak dalam memilih bacaanODELE NAIDA adalah salah satu mahasiswa terbaik dengan IPK tertinggi di fakultas kedokteran di pulau Gothland Sweden. Karena kepintarannya, ia pun mendapatkan recomendasi dari kampusnya untuk menjadi dokter magang di salah satu rumah sakit terbesar di Negara LEICHENSTEIN.Seminggu setelah mendapatkan gelar kedokterannya, ia pun berangkat ke negara Leichenstein, sebuah kota impian …
The Fake "I Do"
by Elettariahelix
Catherine and Kyla are friends from the same University. They get engaged to Ryan and Gregory, who are also friends at the same University. With a close bond of friendship, they plan to inform their parents of their engagements on the same day. This plan however fails as Catherine's parents prefer a man like Gregory for their daughter, and on the other hand, Kyla's father wants Ryan because of the benefits he stands to gain since Lord Aredian (Ryan's father) is the chairman of the company he wor…
I Do, I Don't
by Lisa Gray
While celebrating the Supreme Court same-sex ruling, Josh hides his deep aversion to marriage. He lets his lover Adam believe they’ll eventually marry. But when his wedding-planner mother pushes him too hard to take that step, Josh declares in anger he won’t ever marry Adam.<br><br>Adam overhears and flees. Crushed at having been led on, he takes refuge at his old hangout. There he runs into his ex-boyfriend, who tries to take advantage of Adam’s vulnerability. Things go from bad to miserable, l…
Say I Do
by peachesandme
Seeing an omega owning a business is already odd in their society, what more an omega CEO? Klyde Rehan has always been the odd one. Used to defying everything that comes his way, even his parents. Tell him he can’t do something and he’ll prove you wrong. He’s been handling his company well for the past years despite many people’s opposition with him being the CEO. He is capable. He can handle it. Until he can’t. People from his company has been screwing him over, desperate to see his downfall. B…
"I Do" For Revenge
by Glimmy
"Marry me," he said, his lips curving into a cruel smirk. "Let me help you destroy them."I should have walked away. I should have told Axel O'Brien, billionaire and the coldest man I’ve ever met, that I wasn’t desperate enough to make a deal with the devil.But I was.On what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my fiancé didn’t just ruin me; he had the audacity to confess he had loved my sister all along, and now she was carrying his child.He ended up marrying her instead of me, while …
I weep and I still do
by S.T.B.
It's a story about a billionaire who is an eighteen years old youngster and he takes over the position of CEO. His name is Karl Bronze and is efficient in most professions. Karl is known to be a proud and arrogant person. He never let those people go who keep their grudges against him. During his college years when there are only limited months left to graduate, he receives some statements illustrating false rumors and he reckons that Jenny Wilson has something to do with it in resentment, he de…
I'm the MC, Why Do I Suck at Cultivation
by Dark Knight
Lu Changsheng is depressed.In this world full of cultivators and immortals, because of his face and irresistible fine bearing as a protagonist, women fall in love with him within three seconds. Unusual heavenly phenomena occur to celebrate his breakthroughs. His literary talent can easily shock all scholars and his random citations are eulogized by the heaven and earth. Legendary beasts offer themselves as mounts, celestial treasures throw themselves into his pockets. However, there is one thing…
How I Became The Villain
by Mikoryu
“The greatest villain in the world? That’s me?!”Kade, a struggling actor, wakes up in a strange fantasy land where everyone thinks he is Kaedus, a feared Dark Lord destined to rule or be defeated by the heroes.With no idea how to use magic or fight, Kade decides to rely on his acting skills to survive. It seems easy enough, until his "loyal" minions start scheming, the hero’s party begins closing in, and the prophecy about his downfall might actually be true.Pretending to be a villain was suppos…
How I become a legendary artists
by Gress_007
Landon Asher, a boy born in Montreal Canada always had the dream to make it big in the music industry. After forming a local boy band with four of his close friends he was finally on the way of reaching that dream. However, due to his complicated upbringing since he was a young child, Landon always took the back role in the group, even with his vocals being the sole reason why people started paying attention to the group. One day when the group finally lands a record label deal, the other memb…
This is How I Become a Chaebol
by InkBound
I regressed to the era of romance.It was a time also known as the age of success, the age of ambition.I would seize control of everything from textiles, petroleum, machinery, shipbuilding, to automobiles. I would become not just a chaebol, but a legend
Sign in for a Millennium, How Do I Hide My Ancestors MTL
by ultimatecoom
I am not the author of this novel I am copy and pasting the novels content from uukanshu.com and putting it into deepL translater for my own reading I am not translating or editing the novel.